I wrote this a few months ago for my good friend Shannon, a sad misguided Twilighter. This is the first time I have ever attempted to video myself so bear with me. I am using a cheap Mic Stand (with electrical tape holding the mic up, a Playstation Singstar mic and my trusty Macbook. Forgive my mistakes and voice, I am no vampire. ^_^ Lyrics: Listen up I’ve a story to tell In the town of forks is where they both dwell Land of make believe there love is true Down on Earth somethings askew Off set he likes to dry hump the boys Wear girl panties, rubber fist toys It’s easy to tell and quite safe to say That Edward Cullen is gay Don’t hate me just cause he’s fruity A butt pirate gettin that booty He prefers men and some mayonnaise Wheat on meat, a 12 inch all day Off set he likes to dry hump the boys Designer jeans, ribbed rubber toys It’s easy to tell and quite safe to say That Edward Cullen is gay Hit me up! AIM – PeroxideToaster